(Trigger warnings for all kinds of abuse.)
Person A: I am a cancer survivor and cannot be exposed to additional radiation.
Response: Here, have an invasive "extended pat-down." Don't like it? Don't fly.
Person B: I am a medical patient with external appliances (ostomy bag, prostheses, etc.). It causes me pain to be touched and it is medically unsafe for me to be irradiated.
Response: Don't fly.
Person C: I am a survivor of sexual assault and I am triggered if my genitals are touched against my will.
Response: Let us look at you naked. Don't like it? Don't fly.
Person D: I am a survivor of sexual assault that involved the public sharing of my naked image.
Response: Don't fly.
Person E: I am a parent of an autistic child who doesn't understand verbal commands and cannot be touched.
Response: Don't fly.
Person F: I am an American citizen and I object to the way that these screening procedures violate the 4th Amendment.
Response: Don't fly.
Person G: I am a member of a conservative religious order and I am forbidden to let individuals of the opposite sex see my body or to remove my head garment in public.
Response: Don't fly.
Person H: I am a member of an ethic or racial minority and I am worried about being singled out for punitive screening on account of my appearance.
Response: Don't fly.
Person I: I am pre-op transgender and am afraid of being attacked if this becomes public knowledge.
Response: Don't fly.
Person J: I am fat and am worried about being fat-shamed.
Response: Oh, shut up, no one's looking at you anyway. (Or, don't fly.)
Person K: I am an attractive woman and I am concerned about being ogled by TSA personnel during screening.
Response: "Hey, we got a cutie here for you." (Or, don't fly.)
Person L: I am a man and I am concerned about having my genitals touched by another man.
Response: Go through the scanner so we can make comments on the size of your penis. (Or, don't fly.)
Person M: I am concerned that this is just security theater, and money is being useless spent that could be used for better intelligence and improving security at the baggage end.
Response: Shut up and just go through the scanner, already.
Person N: I am an abuse survivor and I don't want to perform extended pat-downs on other survivors.
Response: You're fired. Too bad about the family that's depending on you.
Person O: I don't want my child photographed naked or touched by strangers.
Response: Don't fly.
Person P: I don't want my wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend/father/mother touched by strangers or viewed naked.
Response: Don't fly.
Person Q: I'm a frequent flier required to travel for my job. I am concerned about the cumulative effects of scanner radiation, and I don't like how long it takes to go through the extended pat-down.
Response: I guess you'd better look for another job, then.
Person R: I have family in another country, and now they are afraid of traveling here.
Response: Sucks to be you. That's what you get for being related to a bunch of foreigners.
Person S: I would like to travel to your country but I'm concerned about these screening procedures.
Response: Stay home. We don't like foreigners anyway, and we don't need your tourist dollars.
Person T: As an owner of an airline, I am concerned about the adverse effect this will have on my business, as travelers choose not to fly.
Response: Can't you see that we're protecting you from terrorists?
Person U: As the manager of an airport, I am concerned about the adverse effect this will have on our business.
Response: Why should we care? You can always hire a private company, but it will have to follow our rules, so why bother.
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Person 1: I am terrified by the idea of being killed by terrorists, even though I am far more likely to die driving to the airport or slipping in my bathtub.* I rarely fly, and I don't live in a place that has experienced an actual terrorist attack.
Response: Everybody line up for the scanners and extended pat-downs!
Why does the irrational fear of Person 1 trump the reasonable fears and concerns of Persons A-U? Feel free to speculate, but the odds are pretty good that it has very little to do with stopping terrorism.
*It has been calculated, based on the number of flights and the numbers of passengers, that you have a 1:135,000 chance of dying in a terrorist attack if on average there was one successful terrorist attack every single week. Meanwhile, your chance of dying in a car accident is 1:7000, or 19 times more likely than the above unlikely scenario.
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