"My Peeps"

Inspired by Orange's comment at Bitch, Ph.D.:

"My Humps" re-written as "My Peeps"

(It should, perhaps, be noted, that I've only heard about two lines of the actual song.)

What you gonna do with all those sweets
All those sweets, those marshmallow peeps?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you freaked,
Get you sugar-hyped off my peeps.
My peeps, my peeps, my peeps, my peeps... (etc.)
My lovely little
peeps,

Check it out
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these iceies.
Sugar & marshmallow,
Pink and then yellow
Bunnies, little chick'ns
All their money got me eatin' peeps, whether I ain’t askin,
They say they love my eatin'
All those candy buns and chick'ns,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t takin’
We can keep on snackin’
Now keep on unpackin' (them peeps).

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my freaky peeps,
My peeps, my peeps, my peeps,
My peeps they got you,
She’s got me spending.
(Oooo) Spendin’ all your money on peeps and spend your time on sweets.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oooo) Spendin’ all your money on peeps, (uh) on peeps, on peeps

What you gonna do with all those sweets
All those sweets, those marshmallow peeps?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you freaked,
Get you sugar-hyped off my peeps.
What you gon’ do with all those sweets?
All those sugary sweets that are those peeps?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cause of my peeps, my peeps, my peeps, my peeps.
My peeps, my peeps, my peeps, my sweet marshmallow peeps, check it out!

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yeah let’s go
I could be your sugar, you can be marshmallow
Let's spend time with yellow
Mix your peeps wit my choc'late buns,
Choco, choco, chocolate buns,
Mix your peeps with my chocolate bunny, buns riiiiiiight

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me.
Tryin’ a taste my peeps, peeps,
Lookin’ at my peeps, peeps.
You can look but you can’t eat them,
If you eat them I’m a start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t touch on my peeps, boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a smile boy,
And eat my peeps.

My peeps, my peeps, my peeps, my peeps,
My peeps, my peeps, my peeps, my peeps, my peeps, my peeps.
My sweet marshmallow peeps (x3)
Squishy fresh and crunchy stale.
My lovin’ got you,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oooo) Spendin’ all your money on peeps and spending time on sweets.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oooo) Spendin’ all your money on peeps, up on peeps, on peeps.

What you gonna do with all those sweets
All those sweets, those marshmallow peeps?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you freaked,
Get you sugar-hyped off my peeps.
What you gon’ do with all those sweets?
All those sugary sweets atop those peeps?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
What you gonna do with all those sweets
All those sweets, those marshmallow peeps?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you freaked,
Get you sugar-hyped off my peeps.
What are you gonna do with all that goo all that goo inside that sweet ima gonna make make make you eat make you eat eat make you eat
She's got me spendin'
(Ooo) Spendin' all your money on peeps
and spendin' time on sweets
She's got me spendin'
(Ooo) Spendin' all your money on peeps
(uh) on peeps, on peeps.

Comments

[Lauren]

Dear lord. This is modern poetry.

*kneels*

[bitchphd]

I love it!

[Orange]

Yay! *clapping enthusiastically*

[the bewilderness]

Do yo have any idea how creepy that is?

[Rana]

*laughs*

[Rana]

Also, welcome to all the folks coming here from Pandagon! Feel free to wander around and read the other posts, too. :)