Search Strings

Today's strange search strings -- the stand-by when there's nothing substantial to post about:

blogs of the weird

Now, is this meant to refer to blogs that post about weird things, blogs that are disturbingly magical, or blogs by people who are weird?

longest pubic hair

Uh...

the number of offspring frogs have

I'd say it probably depends on the species.

At 35, where should I be

What makes anyone think that I know?  I just got here.  Welcome, fellow new arrival!

Ode to French Fries

Mmm... french fries.... *drool*

"personal blog" research publications

I'm still not sure quite what this person wants to find.  Publications about personal blogs?  Blogs that include publications?

Ethiopian frogs

When did I last (ever) mention anything about Ethiopia?

jamie lee curtis hair

This is like asking about "Dudley Moore" hair.  Just sayin'

kitties

(Noted only because I am the #6 hit for this astoundingly general search.)

Comments

[Goldberry]

Okay, my hits are more po*rnog*raphic (trying to discourage p*orn searches from your site in case you are a BAPS - Blogger Against P*orn Searches).

Most people get to my site by searching for Baby P*orn. Why would somebody want to do that??? I am not a P*orno site, let alone for babies!

I also get hits for Museum Baby referring to a picture I posted a LONG LONG time ago.

[Rana]

I don't get too much in the way of p-or-n searches (thankfully). The most disturbing things come from people who seem to either have frog fetishes or who are taking a dissection module in biology, to judge by the search strings. The most frequent are people looking for quizzes of one sort or another, which is amusing.

The idea of people actually searching for BP is deeply disturbing. Ew.

[SB]

You made me curious --

for 'kitties', I'm three after you.

[Rana]

I suppose it's because I titled my post "Kitties!" and then used the word several times in the post?

Hmmm.... heh heh heh.

[Chris Clarke]

My recent most-popular search strings (by which I mean the ones that brought people to me, not the other way around, silly)

moonbat
nude gardening
sore feet
wine puns
"she got switched"
ann coulter nude

I only got that last one because of a thread on my blog similar to this one, so beware.

also #4 is partly your fault, Rana my dear.

[Rana]

Hee. What's the time frame for those? (I ask because I just pulled up today's for this post; if I'd been keeping a running list it'd be much longer (and probably funnier).)

I seem to recall that Miguel was involved in #4 too.

[Chris Clarke]

That's from Site Meter today, so it's probably over the last week or so.

[Jimbo]

You got some real good ones! I've been getting some real funny ones from Korea and Japan. It always makes me wonder what they must think when they stumble upon it!

jwb