Animal Questions

I saw this over at PZ's so I'm passing it along:

What animal cartoon character would you most like to be real?

Wile E. Coyote. The world needs more Coyote. We'll have to keep him away from explosives, though.

If every species had a "were" form (like werewolves), what type of critter would you least mind being bitten by?

If not a chimpanzee (I'm rather fond of my primate brain), I'd like it to be a raccoon -- they're fairly smart animals, have opposable thumbs and are tough. A raven (duh) would also be pretty cool.

If your dog or cat (living or long-gone) were to suddenly gain human intelligence, what would you most like to say to him or her? Give the animal's name and breed.

I'd ask TNC why she doesn't go home when I put her out at night.

If it were scientifically proven that animals had feelings and a sense of self just like humans, what animal-derived food would you STILL be reluctant to give up?

Dairy products.

If you died while camping alone in the wilderness, would you rather your body be recovered and buried in a cemetery, or remain undiscovered and be eaten by wild animals?

This is a sort of awkward set of choices, because as far as my body's concerned, being eaten would be fine with me. It would be cruel to my friends and family to not know what happened to me, though, so I guess I have to go with the first option. (In real life, I hope my body will be cremated.)