Yes, I hear you saying, "How can this quiz be any weirder than the others you've posted?" Well... it's an IKEA quiz. By IKEA itself. Identifying which furniture/personality you are, proving that there is something a little odd about all those strange "Swedish" names. (c/o yami)
My results (pretty accurate, actually):
You are a typical RISKA hall mirror!
The main features of RISKA hall mirrors are empathy, generosity, kindness and fragility. They are often popular with others and are ideally suited to long discussion sessions over cups of warm tea.
Some people regard RISKA as self-effacing to the point of self-extinction and there is some truth to this, since their moods and daily form depend largely on their company. When they are with friends who have strong personalities (such as the BARKARBY armchair), some of the other person's qualities will rub off on RISKA. But the hall mirror is also something of a chameleon, and the spell is therefore easily broken.
On the surface, a RISKA rarely looks like a great leader, but we all know that there are many different ways to lead. The RISKA hall mirror is a master of the art of control and therefore knows exactly how to get his or her way, even though the people around them are rarely aware of it. When cornered, a RISKA's claws will come out and he/she will act on instinct. Snide remarks and criticism tend to bounce right back off the surface.
Deep down, every RISKA is a dreamer. So keep those dreams alive and they may just come true!
RISKA hall mirrors are drawn to occupations where they can work with people. Many are therefore taxi-drivers, masseurs, occupational therapists or personnel managers, or work in the hotel and restaurant business. Although he/she is not really career-oriented, a RISKA can go far in his or her chosen profession. The RISKA's highly developed powers of perception and ability to read signals make them very popular and much appreciated work colleagues.
Any problems arising in a RISKA's relationships are usually due to the mirror's chameleon-like personality. Partners never really know exactly who they are dealing with and this only serves to make the mirror even more insecure. Many mirrors have seen their relationships shatter because of this.
RISKA types risk having their friends take advantage of them. Benevolence and generosity should not be confused with naivety and gullibility. RISKA mirrors should be wary of the PÖSIG cushion and the SKYAR floor lamp. The latter may be charming and exciting, but there is a risk that give-and-take may become more give than take. A RISKA will often form firm friendships with BILLY bookshelves. But when it comes to love, the RISKA should focus on GRUNDTAL dish drainers or OBSERVATÖR TV stands, types with dependable personalities with whom RISKA can develop a meaningful relationship.