Errors in Translation
Invisible Adjunct has posted some interesting commentary on the issue of skill sets, the PhD and the difficulties of transferring academic skills to the "real" world. (I have got to come up with a better phrase for the world that is not academe. "Corporate world" doesn't work, nor does "business world" or "the real world." It is the world that is outside of the ivory tower, but how to say that in a concise, pithy manner? Ah, hell, I'm a wordy creature anyway... what does it matter?)
It makes me think of one time I did actually find an online site that allowed you to quiz yourself on both your interests and your existing skills. (I'll try to find the URL for it.) These are my "best" results:
Number Of Matched Skills Occupation Title
77.8% (21/27) Judges, Magistrate Judges, and Magistrates
77.4% (24/31) Health Specialties Teachers, Postsecondary
76.3% (29/38) Computer Science Teachers, Postsecondary
63.2% (24/38) Audiologists
63.2% (24/38) Speech-Language Pathologists
62.9% (22/35) Veterinarians
62.5% (20/32) Urban and Regional Planners
61.8% (21/34) Educational Psychologists
61.1% (22/36) Compensation, Benefits, and Job Analysis Specialists
60.0% (21/35) Compensation and Benefits Managers
60.0% (21/35) Human Resources Managers
58.8% (20/34) Chemistry Teachers, Postsecondary
57.9% (22/38) Dietitians and Nutritionists
57.1% (20/35) Engineering Teachers, Postsecondary
55.6% (20/36) Computer Programmers
55.6% (20/36) Public Relations Specialists
55.3% (21/38) Civil Engineers
55.3% (21/38) Epidemiologists
55.3% (21/38) Medical Scientists, Except Epidemiologists
54.1% (20/37) Art Directors
54.1% (20/37) Chemical Engineers
54.1% (20/37) Family and General Practitioners
54.1% (20/37) Internists, General
54.1% (20/37) Obstetricians and Gynecologists
54.1% (20/37) Pediatricians, General
52.6% (20/38) Marine Engineers
52.5% (21/40) Municipal Fire Fighting and Prevention Supervisors
Now, a quick scan of the above "matches" should reveal just how weird this process is. The first thing that I observe upon looking it over is that each of these requires not only experience in the field, but specialized training. If you wanted a doctor, would you hire someone who'd never gone to med school?
Okay, so how about we take a look at the actual skills employed on a day-to-day basis in my current role as an assistant professor of history and environmental studies. What sort of matches might turn up here? Let's see...
Number Of Matched Skills Occupation Title
88.9% (8/9) Interpreters and Translators
88.6% (31/35) History Teachers, Postsecondary
80.8% (21/26) Philosophy and Religion Teachers, Postsecondary
80.6% (25/31) Sociology Teachers, Postsecondary
80.0% (24/30) Economics Teachers, Postsecondary
80.0% (16/20) Political Science Teachers, Postsecondary
78.6% (22/28) English Language and Literature Teachers, Postsecondary
78.6% (22/28) Foreign Language and Literature Teachers, Postsecondary
78.6% (22/28) Social Work Teachers, Postsecondary
78.1% (25/32) Geography Teachers, Postsecondary
77.8% (21/27) Library Science Teachers, Postsecondary
77.4% (24/31) Psychology Teachers, Postsecondary
75.0% (21/28) Architecture Teachers, Postsecondary
75.0% (15/20) Graduate Teaching Assistants
75.0% (6/8) Proofreaders and Copy Markers
Again, this is just silly. I will buy the idea that someday, if I worked at it, I could teach geography instead of history. But if I were to make the switch today? Again, this is not a matter of experience or lack thereof; this is a matter of inappropriate credentials. Yes, I could teach library science if I drove myself mad with the preparations, and might be better at conveying the material to students than someone who'd never taught, but any institution that would hire me to do this and not a bona fide library specialist would be foolish beyond belief.
Note, too, that I am apparently a better match for a field I've never worked in and am not qualified for -- translation -- than the one I've been spending the last four years at.
Moral of story, I suppose -- don't expect computer-based skills tests to be at all applicable to real-world situations.
Second moral of story: academics who are trying to negotiate the transition out of the ivory tower will seize at any little thing that promises guidance, because we are woefully inexperienced at this sort of thing.


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